Thursday, July 23, 2009

Fanaa

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayeâ

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.

Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..



Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karteâ


RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA

DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham

SMS Collection

1) Tu Shaq Na Kar Mere Jazbato Pe,
Tere Sath Hi Zindagi Meri Khubsurat Hai,
Jitni Ehmiyat Hai Pani Ki Marte Insan K Liye,
Bus Utni Hi Muje Teri Zarurat Hai.....

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2) Manzil ki talash me nikle hum sabhi,
Sabki manzil 1 ho zaruri to nahi,
Aise hi kisi mod par bichad jaye jo kabhi,
Ye mat samajna ki hum apke saath nahi.

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3) Kaun kisiko dil me jaga deta hai.
Ped bhi sukhe pate gira deta hai.
Wakif hai hum duniya k riwajo se,dil bhar jaye to har koi bhula deta hai..

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4) Dosti to zindgi ka ek Khubsurat lamha hai.

Ye sab rishto se albela hai,

Jise mil jaye wo tanhai me bhi khush hai.,

Jise na mile wo bheed me bhi akela hai..

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5) Apne bare me kahunga to kaiyon ka zikar ho jayega, Mante ho jinko bhala
wo bhi bura ho jayega,Chhodiye kya bat chedni mere jehan ki,Mere baya'n se
mera koi apna khafa ho jayega.

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6) Muskil nahi hai jawab dena, Baton ka uski, Par hothon par uske koi sawal
bhi to ho, Tod dun riwaj me uski tanhai ka, Kambakht ko mujhse koi sikayat
bhi to ho.

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7) Kahin Kisiko Sahare Ke Liye Haath Chahiye,
Toh Kisiko Pyar Ki Saugaat Chahiye.
Par Hamein Kuch Mile Na Mile,
Hume Aapki Dosti Ka Umr Bhar Saath Chahiye.

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8) Khusboo ne phool ko ek ahsaas banaya,
phool ne chahat ko kuch khaas banaya.
Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya,
aur mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya.

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9) Usko mere waado ka aitbaar hoga,
Dil me kisi ka bahut pyar hoga,
Chhod dia usne beech jakar mera saath,
Shayd kinare per useh kisi aur ka intzar hoga...

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10) Mohhobat dard b hai saaz b.Khamoshi b hai aawaz b.Khamosh-e- Dil pe na
jao,
Ki isme rooh ki aawaz b.
Is begani duniya me..
Mera koi humdum b hai humraaz bhi...

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to
love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Three Dead Bodies-Hahahhaha

Three dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner called the police inspector, to show him what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector," says the coroner.

"Second body : Irishman , 25, won 10,000 pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

"Ah", says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Sri Lankan politician, 40, struck by lightning" "Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.

"He thought he was having his picture taken."
Banta Singh was talking to his travel agent Santa Singh.

Banta tells Santa, " I am ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently.

The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.

Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and my wife Gurpreet got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Gurpreet got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and Gurpreet once again got pregnant."

Santa asks Banta "So , what are you going to do this year that is different?"

Banta smiles and says, "This year I'm taking Gurpreet with me!"
Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

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Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep..

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Commandment 3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

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Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

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Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

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Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

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Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.

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Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

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Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Bonus Commandment ( Story )

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.



The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,.......

"It really works!"

SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!

A Big Mistake

A man came back home in the early hours of the morning and went straight to bed. He found his wife fast asleep with the sheet pulled over her head. Feeling a bit horny he crawled under the sheet sheet and gave her a good fuck.

After the fuck he came down stairs and found the wife making breakfast, he was shocked asked how did you get down here so fast we were just now making love, ' oh my god " gasped his wife "that's my mother in my bed, she came home with a splitting headache and i told her to sleep in my bed"

The wife immediately ran up to the bed room and said " mother i can't belive this happened. Why didn't you say something"

The mother angrily said "i haven't spoken to that bugger for fifteen years and i wasn't going to start at that moment"