Banta Singh was talking to his travel agent Santa Singh.

Banta tells Santa, " I am ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently.

The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.

Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and my wife Gurpreet got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Gurpreet got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and Gurpreet once again got pregnant."

Santa asks Banta "So , what are you going to do this year that is different?"

Banta smiles and says, "This year I'm taking Gurpreet with me!"